DS- A political side of things

"At least 4/5 of our world is of homosexuals, transsexuals, bisexuals, and curious people and all that happens is that they're blown down by society. As soon as someone finds out someone else is gay, they don't want to hang around them. Is liking someone of the same gender illegal? No. Can it become illegal? Yes. But it's not right. Why? Because according to our declaration of independence, our bills of rights, and the bloody constitution 'all men are created equal.' Including women, by the way. Does this say anything about their religion? No. Separation of the Church and State. What about their beliefs? No. Freedom of the people. I suppose you've heard the Pledge of Allegiance, what children have to re-site every morning in school, basically tricking them into saying that they pledge themselves to be a patriot of the country and respect it. In this known pledge, the last verse states 'Liberty and Justice for all'. For all. But no, where's your respect for your country's people now, hm? No where here. Christian children grow up believing that God thinks gays and lesbians are wrong. Where the hell in the bible does Jesus say, 'You can't fuck a dude up his ass cause it's fuckin' sick, gross, twisted, and ya can't have damned babehs.'  

"No where! Humans write this shit people! Not god! I highly doubt Jesus is gonna hop down from the sky and speak to a guy in a bathrobe and a 'T' hanging from his neck and say, 'Remember to tell David and Angela not to come to church next sunday because they have feelings for the same sex. M'kay? Thanks, dude.' Because honestly, what kind of God would you have if he was racist? Hm? Oh, yeah, that would make him really bad because he's again African Americans. Or Chinese people. Or Japanese, Indonesia, Iraqi, Jews. Oh yeah, Jews are fine but not gays! 'Ya dude, I don't believe in Jesus but I'm going to Heaven. You're going to hell because your masturbating with thoughts of Justin.' But why do people hate homosexuals and think it's wrong? Is it because we can't have babies? If I was A sexual would make everything better!? What if a woman was sterile? Would that make her gross? WHAT IF I WAS PREGNANT!!?? I'm not but that's besides the point. My point is, is that we are people too. Race doesn't matter. Not religion. Not beliefs. Not sexual orientation. Not our parents. Not the way we speak. Not our age. We're all people and we're all equal...in God's eyes or not."

The room was silent as Darren looked around, then sighed, looking back up towards the grand jury with a beaming smile, "Now if you'll excuse me, I am going to have tea and coffee with my friend Satan, good day to you Your Honor." The right side of the audience erupted in applause as he strode down the isle and out the large brown doors. "How did I do?" Darren asked as he exited the room, running a hand through his slightly damp brown hair. "I thought you were remarkable." Steve said with raised eyebrows. He was leaning against the wall in a black suit that made his bright white hair stand out. "Especially that last bit about Satan." He chuckled. Darren let out a shaky sigh of relief and amusement and aloud his legs to begin moving on their own. "Shall we now my democratic partner?" He grinned, holding out an arm. Steve got off the wall and looked down at it before rolling his eyes and walking around his friend, "I'm not skipping down the hall with you, you gitty little cur." He huffed. Darren frowned but shrugged and walked behind his long-been friend, enjoying the soft cool breeze amist in the city of South Boston. "What was with the Jesus thing though?" Steve asked, taking a cigarette from his coat pocket and lighting it with hand. Darren shrugged, "I guess I just wanted to make a point that Jesus doesn't think of gays as freaks, y'know?" "Maybe one of his apostles were gay." Steve said, snorting with amusement at the thought. Darren smiled strangely and rubbed his nipples through his shirt, saying with a lisp, "Jesus, is that a crucifix or are you just happy to see me?" Steve burst out laughing after that, doubling over until tears streamed from his eyes. Darren was even laughing.

"You know, that might have happened." Steve chortled a few minutes later after they'd calmed down. "What, Jesus and an apostle?" Darren raised a brow. Steve nodded. "Which one do you think would be the most willing?" he asked. Darren thought on that. "I'd have to say Jude." "Jude?" Steve snorted. "Jude is invoked in desperate situations because his New Testament letter stresses that the faithful should persevere in the environment of harsh, difficult circumstances, just as their forefathers had done before them. Therefore, he is the patron saint of desperate cases." Darren said, smiling with a raised finger as though he were a teacher. Steve grinned, "Which means he would be the most squirming of them?" "Why would he squirm?" Darren asked. "Desperate guy, or maybe he would end up raping someone." Steve shrugged as his friend laughed. "Is Jude one of the old guys or the younger ones?" Steve asked. This time it was Darren's turn to shrug and shake his head, "Not sure." He said. "I think he was one of the younger ones." "Oh, thank god." Steve laughed drily, "I was starting to have bad thoughts of old man sex." Darren spluttered at that as he opened up the door to the diner and let his best friend inside.