Steve: You're Jewish, right?
Darren: .......Steve, what nationality am I?
Steve: ..Irish
Darren: And what's the main religion in Ireland?
Steve: Catholic
Darren: So, what am I?
Steve: ............baptist?
Darren: *facepalm*
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Steve: Darren: ....why are you watching a sermon?
Darren: *staring at the TV* It's funny...
Steve: Like 'I'm an atheist' funny?
Darren: No... more like 'I have no idea what the fuck he's saying' funny
Steve: What do you mean by that? xD
Darren: "I am a priest-AH! I speak to God-AH!" Tell me Steve-AH! Why do they speak like this-AH!?
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Darren: *does two backflips* o.o.... >8D HA! Who's the klutz now, bitch!? *goes to take a step and trips over his feet, falling flat on his face*
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how can sum 1 who does a backflip trip wit his own feet?
well w/e thats funny.
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I lmao'ed at that point. Very good question too...
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Bella: *waits impatiantly*
Edward: Uh, I had an adrenelin rush, its very common, you can google it.
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