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Steve: *leaning against the school wall, chewing a piece of gum* ....
Darren: *comes up to him* How much?
Steve: ......... *whack*
Darren: *comes up to him* How much?
Steve: ......... *whack*
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Darren sells lemonaid
*6 year old Darren! :D*
Darren: *setting up Lemonaid stand in the middle of the mountain*
Larten: Darren, What are you doing?
Darren: I'm gonna sell lemonaid and get rich!
Larten: *rolls eyes* Darren...
Darren: Oh, so you don't believe me...I don't care! I'll be rich and you'll be poor! So go away you hobo!
Larten: I am just going to walk away...-_-' *leaves*
Darren: Open for bussinuse.^^
Vampires: *Walk by like Darren isn't there*
Mika: *walks by*
Darren: Hey Mika! You wanna bye some lemonaid?!
Mika: Uh, no thank-you Darren...
Darren: *death stare* I think you're going deaf today...I said...Would you like to bye some lemonaid, M
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Worst. Plan. Ever.
Darren: Hey, you sure this is smart Kurda? o__e
Kurda: Of course Darren- what's the worst that could happen?
Darren: I've got a list *takes out list* -__-
Kurda: o__o *looks at list* Wait, who's Mega Ultra Chicken?? ?__?
Darren: The possible death of us all if I go through with this~!!! D:<
Kurda: Oh c'mon, you're over exaggerating ^ w ^
Darren: ...Why are you so keen in seeing me in a dress anyway? And why do I have to go into the Hall of Princes dressed like this??? ;;oAo;;
Kurda: *rape face* Because my word is law *rape glare*
Darren: AH! *shrinks* Alright- just don't rape me D: ...Oh wait- EITHER WAY I'M GONNA GET FRIGGIN GANG
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ways to annoy Jasper
1:Expose your neck at all times
2:Whenever he gets you angry say "Bite me"
3:Color his whole room red
4:Ask if he ever fought with someone over a lamb
5:Ask him if he is part ghost and when he say's no ask him if he knows that he has a ghost cousin named Casper
6:Kill every animal he captures before he eats it
7:tye a bloody raw slab of dear meat to his back in an area he can't reach
8:Kill Alice
9:Give a TV that will explode the next time you use it and when it does tell him that he should have calmed it down
10:Tell him that his name reminds you of peanut butter
11:Donate all his blood to a hospital
12:Buy him a very very bloody
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no idea how this came to mind xD
all i know is i was at school
Steve Leonard and Darren Shan (c) Darren Shan
all i know is i was at school
Steve Leonard and Darren Shan (c) Darren Shan
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