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Darius: Uncle Darren... are you drunk?
Darren: *eyes red and teetering on his stool* what gave 'ou tha' idea?
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At the bar:
Evra: It's just... I'm her partner, I'm her husband, you just don't go through my stuff, you know?
Darren: Amen. *takes another shot, then squints at the door*
Evra: ..You ok?
Darren: ...yeah. I think I just saw Jesus..
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Tony: CHEERS! *raises the wine bottle* To a new year and a new love! *tips his head back and guzzles the red liquid down*
Donni: Tony.. that's sparkling grape juice.
Tony: *pulls it away lazily from his lips and looks at the label* Huh... so that's why I haven't gotten happy yet... I thought my tolerance just got higher
"Um... why are you guys dressed like that?"
"Because it's St. Patrick's Day. And what do the Irish do on St. Patrick's Day?"
"We dress up like loons, take shelter in bars, and loose all sense of dignity." "Cheers."
Darren: *eyes red and teetering on his stool* what gave 'ou tha' idea?
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At the bar:
Evra: It's just... I'm her partner, I'm her husband, you just don't go through my stuff, you know?
Darren: Amen. *takes another shot, then squints at the door*
Evra: ..You ok?
Darren: ...yeah. I think I just saw Jesus..
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Tony: CHEERS! *raises the wine bottle* To a new year and a new love! *tips his head back and guzzles the red liquid down*
Donni: Tony.. that's sparkling grape juice.
Tony: *pulls it away lazily from his lips and looks at the label* Huh... so that's why I haven't gotten happy yet... I thought my tolerance just got higher
"Um... why are you guys dressed like that?"
"Because it's St. Patrick's Day. And what do the Irish do on St. Patrick's Day?"
"We dress up like loons, take shelter in bars, and loose all sense of dignity." "Cheers."
Literature
When Darren won't stop asking
Darren: Mr. Crepsley? Why is the sky blue?
Larten: Why do you ask?
Darren: Just wondering...
Larten: Well, it's simple. The s-
Darren: Walks away.
Larten: ...Darren?
Gavner: *watching work out video*
Darren: Hey Gavner?
Gavner: Yeah kid?
Darren: Boy or girl?
Gavner: *stops* What?
Darren: The baby. Boy or girl?
Gavner: Uh...what baby...?
Darren: Oh...
Gavner: What?
Darren: ...You should lay off the chocolate bunnies man...*walks away*
Gavner: O_O
Mika: *working on stuff*
Darren: Hey Mika-
Mika: *jumps* How'd you get in here?!
Darren: ...
Mika: Well?
Darren: ...kiss me?
Mika: 0.0 ?!
Darren: No? Ok...*walks away*
Mika: *
Literature
Roy x Ed
If he called me down here just to make another short joke, Im going to punch him in the face Ed thought, as he made his way towards Mustangs office. This was not the first time Mustang had called Edward Elric to his office without warning. Usually it was about some new assignment or some paperwork the general wanted him to fill out. Ed had to admit that he didnt mind visiting Mustang all that much. Mustang and Ed had become closer over the years and now were mutual friends. But recently Mustang had been calling Ed to his office for no apparent reason. Something about the general seemed a little strange lately. Ed
Literature
RoyxEd:: Steak
Steak ~ RoyxEd
"I'm hungry. Feed me!" Ed cried.
Roy looked over his paperwork to see Edward's pout,"No."
"Yes,"
"Well, then say it nicely."
"Fine...Can you please feed me?"
"That's better...but still no."
Ed glared, "You rude bastard!" He grabbed Roy's sleeve and tugged at it annoyingly.
"Fine! I'm never gonna hear the end of this if I don't."
Mustang got up and left the room for a moment. Edward sat quietly until he returned with a plateful of steak.
"Thank you," Ed chirped.
"Whatever," he muttered as he sat down.
"Aren't you going to eat?"
"Too tired,"
Ed smirked and got up from his place on the couch, "I can help."
"How
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