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Steve: *surfing through the laptop's pictures* Jeez, Darren, how much gay porn does your sister have on her computer?

Darren: .... Steve?

Steve: Yeah?

Darren: That's my computer.

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Donnie: Wait... so let me get this straight. You're Jewish?

Steve: Yes.

Donnie: And you're Catholic?

Darren: Yeah

Donnie: ... oh my gosh, it's like that Rabbi and the Priest joke 8D

Darren: You're hysterical.
Steve and Darren (c) Darren Shan
Donnie (c) me

I always picture Steve as Jewish, though I have no idea. He's not a brunette, he doesn't have curly hair, and he's Irish. I don't know xD

I had come up with the first quote earlier because of when Jared was going through the pictures on my laptop and saying how he wasn't surprised about how much gay porn was on it.

Comments would be awesome ;)
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RoseRosa's avatar
Very funny, saw these while absently browsing DA on my phone while bored at my friends and burst out laughing straight away.

The first one is definitely the best.