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The cake is a lie

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"Ludwig."
"Alfred."
"I see the war is settling."
"It is."
"Well, seen as you are a German and I am an American, I believe you owe me an apology."
"An apology?"
"Make that an apology cake."
"... a cake."
"Yes, a cake."
"Why would I make you a cake when you bombed my country?"
"(scoffs) You declared war on me, my friend."
"Only because you declared war on Japan."
"Because Japan bombed me!"
"That wasn't my fault!"
"You ordered him to!"
"You were being a bigot!"
"(frowns, turning and pouting)"
"... (sigh) Fine, I'll make the cake."
"I don't want your cake, the cake is a lie."
"Alfred-"
"LIES!"
Came up with this mini-play last night (well, technically this morning).

I couldn't think of any other names at the time so please don't associate this with Axis Powers Hetalia.

We were talking about Nazis and World War II last night in #GayBiWorlds

play (c) me
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:iconportalgladosplz: Now, don't be like that.