Richard: I vant to suck your vlood! Ahahahahaa! Eddy: Nah, it'd be more like.. *raps his arms around Josh's shoulders* I wanna suck yer blood, dude Darren: So get on the table and open your beautiful throat! Richard: Don't think you'd say that to a guy though.. Josh: Unless he was a gay guy.. Eddy: Get on zee table and open your pants and I vill show you zee pleasure of being a gay vampire! All: *laugh* Darren: Screw sucking your blood I'll just suck yer cock! All: *laugh even harder* |
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xD;; this just came to mind- a little group of male vampires hanging out, drinking a few beers and just having a good time
i was thinking about Twilight at the time x3 Darren, Richard, Eddy, and Josh (c) me don't think it needs mature content, really |
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Damon: What's so special about this Bella girl? Edward's so whipped!
Caroline: You've gotta read the first book first. It won't make sense if you don't. How come you don't sparkle?
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